/fail - the best :D

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self-explanatory::

[Dustfront] Crazytrain: !online
[Dustfront] Dustfront: 9 characters in privategroup:: click to view
[Dustfront] Crazytrain: !c LF 110/152 nt for ely pocket team at kite hill
[Dustfront] Dustfront: Raid Command from Crazytrain:

:::::::::::::[  LF 110/152 nt for ely pocket team at kite hill  ]::::::::::::::

[Dustfront] Astralsky: raid bot
[Dustfront] Astralsky: heh
[Dustfront] Crazytrain:
[Dustfront] Astralsky: so when someone will do raid on MH/V/12?
[Dustfront] Zenross joined the group.
[Dustfront] Dustfront: Zenross (220/24 Clan Fixer, First Light) has joined Dustfront
[Dustfront] Twistedkrat left the group.
[Dustfront] Destructocon joined the group.
[Dustfront] Dustfront: Destructocon (220/26 Neutral Enforcer, The Union) has joined Dustfront
[Dustfront] Astralsky: hm?
[Dustfront] Astralsky: any answer?
[Dustfront] Jamier: wts Combined Commando's Jacket pst
[Dustfront] Crazytrain: !C no selling on DF
[Dustfront] Dustfront: Raid Command from Crazytrain:

:::::::::::::[  no selling on DF  ]::::::::::::::

[Dustfront] Crazytrain: but.. i can pay 300m for that
[Dustfront] Astralsky: ./dustfail
[Dustfront] Astralsky: !leave
[Dustfront] You left private group: Dustfront

[Boltgun]

[Dustfront] Crazytrain: but.. i can pay 300m for that

I didn't see that on org chat but woah this is the most epic failure of a raid leader I ever saw. And I didn't see him leading a raid.

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[Ipwnedyou]: hi m8
To [Ipwnedyou]: youwpwedme ?
[Ipwnedyou]: now i need ur help
To [Ipwnedyou]: oh, lol, always thought that you 'pwn'name guys are ubah beyond needing help. whats up?
[Ipwnedyou]: i need help cuz i got hacked by real friend
[Ipwnedyou]: :/
To [Ipwnedyou]: then go email this to funcom, not to me
[Ipwnedyou]: i dont care about him
[Ipwnedyou]: i care about implants QL 200 i lost
[Ipwnedyou]: i have monet
[Ipwnedyou]: money*
To [Ipwnedyou]: no sorry, i dont do rouge hacking anymore.
[Ipwnedyou]: but i need QL 200 agent
[Ipwnedyou]: if u have some for sell
[Ipwnedyou]: u buy u
[Ipwnedyou]: i*
To [Ipwnedyou]: bad luck dude, i already sold all of that stuff
[Ipwnedyou]: BAH!!!!!!!!
To [Ipwnedyou]: long ago

it might be 'before morning coffee' but i laffed for like quarter after that one.