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Author Topic: Funny Stuff (edited and reposted from old forums)  (Read 846 times)
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« on: April 12, 2008, 04:06:35 AM »

Reflecting on well over 12 months of AO, I had a few funny moments in teams that I think you might find entertaining. Of course, there are the usual reasons \"You don\'t do enough damage\", \"You look too gimpy/froobish\" or \"Gotta kick you for my orgmate\", but here are the more bizarre and funny ones why my toons got kicked from teams this year:

12. Kicked for not speaking Romanian (Pen, Tailor)

11. Kicked for not enough run-speed after the 3 fixers on the team forgot to buff me (Ely, Tailor)

10. \"What? Your level 50ish trader cannot wrangle me for 120+ pts?\" (TotW, Liebling, twice!)

9. Kicked for not wanting to kite hecks at level 96, for free, directly under P7 (Ely, Fushbuck)

8. Kicked for not having the highest team concealment buff, so the poor doc twink couldn\'t AS aliens (somewhere RK, Tailor)

7. Kicked during AI Raid because I did not want to PvP the team leader (somewhere RK, Tailor)

6. \"Neutrals don\'t belong on Clan teams\" - after the clan guy invited me to join (Pen, Maussi)

5. Kicked for dying when the 220 Enfo pocket couldn\'t hold aggro vs. AS (Ado, Tailor)

4. \"We don\'t need no stinkin\' doc for TL5 AI Raid\" - team leader booted me after a Solja said this but in all fairness, he apologized 30 mins later after the team wiped on ship (DAV, Maussi)

3. \"Oh you are only level 8!\" - kicked by a level 10 (Noob Island, probably Bluecher)

2. Kicked from Biodome Kill Team: \"Sorry only one doc per team!\" (Maussi 216/22 kicked in favor of a 194/0 froob doc - but about 20 mins later they realized that Biodome KT perhaps needed a TL7 doc after all)

And my all-time favorite reason why I got kicked from a team

1. \"Your helmet is just too ugly!!\" (Tailor, Ado hecks)


Hope you all enjoyed it,

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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 12:15:47 PM »

still funny as hell Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 05:07:05 AM »

7, 8 and 11 is awesome, the first placed is just unbelievable :laugh:
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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 10:13:49 AM »

Really guys, there\'s no exuse for lack of style Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2008, 11:35:04 AM »

that was before social tab Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2008, 02:28:15 PM »

Heh I published your article on the front page for all to see.
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