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Hey guys ! You are on the website of the most proffessional service that will let you buy all type of goods for the game Anarchy Online ! Our team of chinese farmers are working 20 hours a day at 1cent an hour to give YOU (I mean YOU, get it ?) the best goods for your very pleasure and optimal play. And if you have a problem, you can contact us 24/7 by phone on a number we're not giving anywhere on this site ! I love exclamation marks !

Our service is garanted totally insecure and delivery is 48h chorono ! or never but if you complain we give your info to Funcom and get you benned to screw you

OMFG Credits!!!

Are you too lazy to even look for info about how to make credits ? Don't worry ! We have an unlimited supply of credits for you ! And by we I mean the farmers playing their NT kiters in Elysium and didn't even understood that hecklers are not dropping any ingots anymore ! Monster parts for the win !

You can buy 10 millions credits for only 49.9$ ! Do you imagine what you can do with 10 MILLIONS OF CREDITS ?! A lot of these QL100 implants you're struggling to get fomr these basic shops.

And if you happen to have to much credits (is that possible ?) you can sell credits to us for a price we won't tell because it's such a rip off you won't even look at this site anymore ! Yaaay !!!!1

Armors

Lets face it, lower level players need to get some uber armor badly ! And we know how hard it is. Our team have made the very hard task of gathering carbonum armors, yes CARBONUM ! People use these to pvp, isn't that a proof that this armor is the best ever ? We have made a special price of 1$ for each QL and each piece of armor ONE DOLLAR !!!1 Hell what are you waiting for ? Someone to explain that it's stupid to buy stuff with real money ?

Higher level players can select trough a vast choice of Tier 1 Armor once you get this armor, you are set up to 220 ! Yes, one overated armor to end all debates ! I mean, all our professional team is wearing this armor on their level 210 characters. So what are you waiting for ? For 50$ you can buy yourself a set of this awesome armor that raise so many of your skills and give you a lot of AC ! Expecially for MPs, there is no better choice. (skills required to build not provided)

Characters

Hell, you don't even want to play the game and level up? We are selling accounts with fully equipped caracters* ready to go ! Here is some example of characters we have to sell :

RANDOMSTUPIDENFORCER - 97 ATROX ENFORCER, OMNI TEK, 74,99$
This enforcer is level 97, that's a lot of levels ! More than 40 ! Do you know that in Wolrd of Warcraft there is only 60 levels ? Well that beat this by more than 50% ! Ahahah !!!!1
On top of that this enforcer is wearing the very wanted Stygian Desolator, an excellent and rare weapon that is at its maximum 30 levels ago and he's also wearing a CAS symbiotic armor and a full set of QL100 Implants. Can you believe it ? He's wearing implants over his own level ! And the best part is that he can cast Mongo Slam! An awesome aera taunt that will make you the best tank ever, doctor will thank you for using such spell.

BOLTGUN - 213 SOLITUS SOLDIER, NEUTRAL - 499,999$
Wow such a high level characters, it have 213 out of 220 levels ! Only 7 to go, can you believe it? It's just a jump away to the maximum 220 ! Plus he's equipped with the awesome Bellum Coat, give the best AC ever and very useful in PVP situation, oh yea this character is a real PVP machine, nobody saw such performance at Tarasque ! Wearing the best weapon ever for soldier, the SUPERIOR Perennium Blaster.Greatest assault rifle ever, Funcom is never adding a new assault rifle because IT CANNOT GET ANY BETTER !!! WOAH!
But that's not the best part, he's the leader of a very respected organisation and hold a city ! Do you kon that every now guild is crying out for Funcom to add new cities because -oops- there isn't enough land ! So you're strong, you're rich, and you're the boss !**

OBVIOUSEBAY - 220 OPIFEX DOCTOR, CLAN - NaN$
Ask any doctor, he will tell you that they hold Rubi Ka in his damn hands. A doctor is a miracle worker, they just have to stand here and nobody ever dies. All you have to do when playing a doc is to bitch at your team and leave if they ever slows to get a faster team. So we're selling this premium quality doctor in premium tier1, and you'll be set up to get into the greatest raids !
Special Offer : For 30$ we're also selling a "How to not get kicked from pande because you don't have a damn clue about what's going on" book.

More utter crap deals

This is not over, we have some special offers everywhere ! We have the infamous NODROP trading items, we are not telling more because Funcom's squad of cyborgs are hunting anyone possessing this item, we got it ourselves from the dying body of its previous owner. You can have it for only 5000$ ! But watch out, if someone have red glowing eyes, don't tell them you have the nodrop trading item ! And don't forget to wear a tinfoild helmet to protect yourself from the Funcom Ultimate Chaser Kode that will enter your brain and force you to sing the worst scoring Eurovision songs, look at the Yuttos ! They didn't wear their tinfoild hats !

Help me he's forcing me to write this crap !

Remember that everything in this page is copyrighted by Funcom. You are not buying any material of the game with your mom's credit card but you are buying the time that took to gather them. Actually all this paragraph is total bullshit, buying stuff with like this is totally forbidden but I'm trying to convince you that you won't get banned.
After all, some are paying to play this game, so why not pay to not play ? We don't care if it bring some idiots who believe their money will make them better players, level 220 clueless guys who don't even know how to sit down and inflate 4 times the prices of items for those who are actually playing. And lets not get started with the exploits and griefing that were involved in getting this stuff to sell to start with.

So the next one who try to convince me to buy a 220 engineer to bring tradeskills into the org is getting fed to the rabid leets that habit the outpost next to the town !